Me: [Using my finger to erase all the dots above the i’s written on the blackboard]
Labmate: Are you going to replace all the dots with hearts? I really want to see that.
Me: Do I seem like the kind of person who dots their i’s with hearts…?
Labmate: Maybe if they were mangled or something.
I guess at some point between graduating from Cornell and now, I became an angry grumpy person who dots their i’s with broken hearts. Thanks, life.